The Abbey Road Appletini

2 oz Mrs McCartney’s Abbey Road Apple Wine
2 oz Apple Vodka
2 oz De Kuyper Pucker Apple
Splash lemon lime soda (7-Up / Sprite)
Slice of Granny Smith apple
Muscovado sugar for garnish

Mix all liquids in a cocktail mixer with ice till they're shaken, not stirred. Strain into a chilled martini glass. Rim glass with sugar and serve with a slice of apple on the rim. Drink no more than 007 of these.

Serving accompaniment suggestion:
Pork lollipops. Szechuan spare ribs. Potato latkes with apple sauce.